Doghouse

A group of friends head to a remote village to help their buddy get over his divorce by partying it up. (You know typical guy shit.) During their visit they get attacked by man eating man hating Mutated Feminist Cannibals (You know typical women shit.) A really funny horror-survivor movie from the U.K. It stars Danny Dyer who was also in Severance.

Recommendation:

Guys: Watch if you need to regain your balls back.
Girls: Watch if you enjoy watching Men getting torn to shit.

Found it: Netflix

Rating
Guys: 5/5
Girls: 2/5

The Ugly (1997

Genre: Horror/Slasher

A psychiatrist tries to get into the mind of serial killer. Follow the puzzle if you can, I loved it. It was a good story. .

This movie was written and Directed by Scott Reynolds. Filmed in the UK. Which is why no one's ever heard of it. It's a little weird but if you want something unique and Gory then we recommend watching this.

Where to Find it: Netflix

Our Rating:
5/5

Build your own civilization! Amazing Amazing Amazing!

Trevino- GC Kids

Bronson

It's the Story of one of the United Kingdom's most dangerous criminals. Bronson spent most of his life in the slammer getting moved over 120 times within the prison system in the U.K. for constantly getting into fights and just being bat shit fucking crazy.

Bronson is played by Tom Hardy who coincidentally enough is also going to be playing Bane in the new Batman movie.

The Dark Knight Rises. Here's a teaser photo because studios are dicks like that.



Genre: Comedy/ Insanity.
Rating: 5/5

The Hemorrhoids/ Baby Boomers @ Car Show

Check them out!

Hobo with a Shotgun

What does a Hobo + Shotgun equal? Blood, Tits, and Senseless Violence that'll make your dick grow an extra 2 inches from the hardcore action of it all. It's that fucking awesome.

This started out as an award winning fake Trailer for a competition. It got so popular they decided to remake it into a full length Movie. Like Machete which is also worth checking out.

Rating:
Fucking Awesome.

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Batman fans will love:

Batman: under the Red Hood

, Not for the kids. The controversial story from DC: "A Death in the family" which tells the story of the second Robin's death: Jason Todd. The first few minutes set the pace for the rest of the story. I believe old and new Batman fans will love this. I found it on VOD here at home, but you can also find it on Netflix, pretty sure Red Box carries it, or you can go to your local video store and try to find it as well.

Like I said before it might be a little tough for the kids to watch it, I'd recommend watching it first and if you think it's good for the kids then go for it. They published "Death in the family" Back in the late 80's. DC actually gave fans the opportunity to influence the story by voting on a 900 number. (If you don't know what a 900 number is you probably shouldn't watch this.) The votes decided the fate of the second Robin: Jason Todd. It's a pretty good read.

"Rubber" it's not a porn movie, it's a story about a homicidal tire!

Rubber R, 2010 1hr 23 min *NO SPOILERS*

Did you not read the title? A homicidal car tire comes to life. That should be the only thing we have to say. What are you waiting for!? Go fucking watch it! A Realistic Films production written and directed by Quentin Dupieux "Rubber" is truly an original story that makes no sense but does at the same time. You'll be glued the entire way through as you try to figure out how a story about a murdering tire can go on for an hour and 23 minutes. Watch it we double fucking dare you.

Rating
4.5/5

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