Thursday, July 21, 2011
The Horde
The Horde is about thugs, cops, zombies, and revenge... it's also in French. Don't let the origin of this gem deter you from watching it. It's worth reading the subtitles! Classic Survivor story with a mafioso attitude.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Xombie: Dead on Arrival (Zombie Hero Cartoon)
A compilation of Flash Episodes about a little Girl named Zoe who befriends a Zombie who retained his human mind. He decides to help her get to a human settlement instead of letting her go into the undead world by herself. Found this on Netflix.
Dodgeball Rules
We play Dodgeball this way:
Dodgeball Rules
At the start of the whistle (or flat ball hits the ground) both teams run towards the balls that are placed in the center line of the play area. Once balls are obtained (we use hands or feet.) They are not considered in play until both teams get behind the designated safe zone. (The free throw line for us.) This prevents getting people out quickly at the beginning of the game. (It makes for a lame game.) This also allows time for some quick strategy also.
The court:
(we found this fenced in basketball court that barely gets used. It helps with not having to chase after balls, and the balls sometimes bounce back to people that threw them in the first place.)
Winning: You win by getting everybody from the opposing team "OUT"
Balls:
You get people out by throwing a "Live/Active" ball at them and hitting them directly in any part of the body. Unless they "Block" it with a ball they are holding.
A "LIVE" ball is considered as a ball thrown (one handed or two) it's considered "dead" if it hits the floor, another ball, or wall first.
Blocking:
Blocking means you stop a live ball from hitting you with a ball in your possession. Once you block a "live" ball it is considered "dead"
If the Blocker drops the ball they are holding while blocking a "live" ball they are considered out. (I call it dropping your shield, or dropping your balls.)
(We avoid headshots and crotch shots, but shit happens…MAN UP! Once they happen they happen. We haven't called any fouls yet but if we have to we will.)
Catching:
If a "Live" ball is caught the person who originally threw the ball is out, and a the team that caught the ball gets to have one of their "Jailed" team-mates back in the game. (Usually by order of who got out first.)
(So if Person A throws to B, B Catches it, A is out and B gets to have a player from his team back in that was jailed.)
If nobody is in jail nothing happens.
If a person on Team A hits multiple people On Team B with a "Live" ball and nobody catches every person that was touched by the ball is considered out. However if anybody from Team B catches that ball at any point the person from Team A is considered out. This is considered as "Badass" and should be treated as such.
OUT:
Once you are out you run to the opposing side behind the designated "Jail" area. Your team at this point can lob balls at you so you can start hitting people from behind the designated "jail area" (We use the out of bounds lines for the basketball court. You can grab any balls that roll in your direction. You can't step over the "jail line" Reaching over the line however is allowed.
Same "Live Ball rules apply. If you try to get someone out while in jail and they catch a ball one of their teammates gets to come back from your teams jail.
The game continues until the entire opposing team is out.
Switch Sides every game (so just stay on the side that your on at the end of the game.)
Points: (if you want to keep track)
Each game is a round, 3, 5, or 9 rounds with point totals for total team victory.
Every round won is 1 point.
Rules are subject to change. I mean come on we aren't dicks. Have fun!
Dodgeball Rules
At the start of the whistle (or flat ball hits the ground) both teams run towards the balls that are placed in the center line of the play area. Once balls are obtained (we use hands or feet.) They are not considered in play until both teams get behind the designated safe zone. (The free throw line for us.) This prevents getting people out quickly at the beginning of the game. (It makes for a lame game.) This also allows time for some quick strategy also.
The court:
(we found this fenced in basketball court that barely gets used. It helps with not having to chase after balls, and the balls sometimes bounce back to people that threw them in the first place.)
Winning: You win by getting everybody from the opposing team "OUT"
Balls:
You get people out by throwing a "Live/Active" ball at them and hitting them directly in any part of the body. Unless they "Block" it with a ball they are holding.
A "LIVE" ball is considered as a ball thrown (one handed or two) it's considered "dead" if it hits the floor, another ball, or wall first.
Blocking:
Blocking means you stop a live ball from hitting you with a ball in your possession. Once you block a "live" ball it is considered "dead"
If the Blocker drops the ball they are holding while blocking a "live" ball they are considered out. (I call it dropping your shield, or dropping your balls.)
(We avoid headshots and crotch shots, but shit happens…MAN UP! Once they happen they happen. We haven't called any fouls yet but if we have to we will.)
Catching:
If a "Live" ball is caught the person who originally threw the ball is out, and a the team that caught the ball gets to have one of their "Jailed" team-mates back in the game. (Usually by order of who got out first.)
(So if Person A throws to B, B Catches it, A is out and B gets to have a player from his team back in that was jailed.)
If nobody is in jail nothing happens.
If a person on Team A hits multiple people On Team B with a "Live" ball and nobody catches every person that was touched by the ball is considered out. However if anybody from Team B catches that ball at any point the person from Team A is considered out. This is considered as "Badass" and should be treated as such.
OUT:
Once you are out you run to the opposing side behind the designated "Jail" area. Your team at this point can lob balls at you so you can start hitting people from behind the designated "jail area" (We use the out of bounds lines for the basketball court. You can grab any balls that roll in your direction. You can't step over the "jail line" Reaching over the line however is allowed.
Same "Live Ball rules apply. If you try to get someone out while in jail and they catch a ball one of their teammates gets to come back from your teams jail.
The game continues until the entire opposing team is out.
Switch Sides every game (so just stay on the side that your on at the end of the game.)
Points: (if you want to keep track)
Each game is a round, 3, 5, or 9 rounds with point totals for total team victory.
Every round won is 1 point.
Rules are subject to change. I mean come on we aren't dicks. Have fun!
Friday, June 17, 2011
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Doghouse
A group of friends head to a remote village to help their buddy get over his divorce by partying it up. (You know typical guy shit.) During their visit they get attacked by man eating man hating Mutated Feminist Cannibals (You know typical women shit.) A really funny horror-survivor movie from the U.K. It stars Danny Dyer who was also in Severance.
Recommendation:
Guys: Watch if you need to regain your balls back.
Girls: Watch if you enjoy watching Men getting torn to shit.
Found it: Netflix
Rating
Guys: 5/5
Girls: 2/5
The Ugly (1997
Genre: Horror/Slasher
A psychiatrist tries to get into the mind of serial killer. Follow the puzzle if you can, I loved it. It was a good story. .
This movie was written and Directed by Scott Reynolds. Filmed in the UK. Which is why no one's ever heard of it. It's a little weird but if you want something unique and Gory then we recommend watching this.
Where to Find it: Netflix
Our Rating:
5/5
Monday, May 23, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Bronson
It's the Story of one of the United Kingdom's most dangerous criminals. Bronson spent most of his life in the slammer getting moved over 120 times within the prison system in the U.K. for constantly getting into fights and just being bat shit fucking crazy.
Bronson is played by Tom Hardy who coincidentally enough is also going to be playing Bane in the new Batman movie.
The Dark Knight Rises. Here's a teaser photo because studios are dicks like that.
Genre: Comedy/ Insanity.
Rating: 5/5
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Hobo with a Shotgun
What does a Hobo + Shotgun equal? Blood, Tits, and Senseless Violence that'll make your dick grow an extra 2 inches from the hardcore action of it all. It's that fucking awesome.
This started out as an award winning fake Trailer for a competition. It got so popular they decided to remake it into a full length Movie. Like Machete which is also worth checking out.
Rating:
Fucking Awesome.
Batman: Under the Red Hood
Batman fans will love:
Like I said before it might be a little tough for the kids to watch it, I'd recommend watching it first and if you think it's good for the kids then go for it. They published "Death in the family" Back in the late 80's. DC actually gave fans the opportunity to influence the story by voting on a 900 number. (If you don't know what a 900 number is you probably shouldn't watch this.) The votes decided the fate of the second Robin: Jason Todd. It's a pretty good read.
Batman: under the Red Hood, Not for the kids. The controversial story from DC: "A Death in the family" which tells the story of the second Robin's death: Jason Todd. The first few minutes set the pace for the rest of the story. I believe old and new Batman fans will love this. I found it on VOD here at home, but you can also find it on Netflix, pretty sure Red Box carries it, or you can go to your local video store and try to find it as well.
Like I said before it might be a little tough for the kids to watch it, I'd recommend watching it first and if you think it's good for the kids then go for it. They published "Death in the family" Back in the late 80's. DC actually gave fans the opportunity to influence the story by voting on a 900 number. (If you don't know what a 900 number is you probably shouldn't watch this.) The votes decided the fate of the second Robin: Jason Todd. It's a pretty good read.
"Rubber" it's not a porn movie, it's a story about a homicidal tire!
Rubber R, 2010 1hr 23 min *NO SPOILERS*
Did you not read the title? A homicidal car tire comes to life. That should be the only thing we have to say. What are you waiting for!? Go fucking watch it! A Realistic Films production written and directed by Quentin Dupieux "Rubber" is truly an original story that makes no sense but does at the same time. You'll be glued the entire way through as you try to figure out how a story about a murdering tire can go on for an hour and 23 minutes. Watch it we double fucking dare you.
Rating
4.5/5
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